The Most Interesting Spokesman in the World

You know who also thinks that you shouldn't drive and talk on a phone? Morgan Freeman. Seriously, the man is like three orders of magnitude cooler than you'll ever be. Have you seen March of the Penguins? It would be worth becoming a penguin, the whole painful process it probably is and all of that, just to have Morgan goddamn Freeman narrate your life.

(Seriously, at this point, him owning a pet cougar would only degrade his coolness. That's how awesome he is)

So listen to (the man who played) God, and don't use your phone while driving.

Oh and yeah, of course I've got a source for this.

Bam! Right here baby

Oprah and Tina Fey are on board as well, but they aren't nearly as amazing as Morgan Freeman so they're more like bonuses.