Cthulu says don't use your phone while drive. Don't even think, for a second, of using your phone while driving. Don't even think about it, put it in the backseat. OFF. Hell, put it in your trunk, just in case. Because if you don't, Cthulu will come and find you, and bifurcate your car faster than you can breathe. So don't use your phone while driving, really, seriously don't use it while driving. I don't think you understand the magnitude of evoking the ire of Cthulu, so do us all a favor, and for the love of FSM, don't use your phone while driving.
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